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350G PAYCHECK FOR CITY’S 9/11 SCROOGE

This woman is being paid 370 grand a year for overseeing a fund to help 9-11 responders. So far the fund has spent 40 million dollars on lawyers and overhead and not one sick person has been helped. There’s a joke here somewhere, but I’m not sure where.

I was also reading an article about Angelina Jolie in India. Apparently while driving away from paparazzi, her car hit a teenager on a motorbike. I’m assuming the teenager is still alive, they didn’t say. So now when Angelina Jolie is driving anywhere, the Indian Army is lining the streets. I assumed it was to protect her from justifiable outrage over the lack of her prosecution. Ha Ha, I forgot, this is India and she’s a celebrity. The army is there to make sure she doesn’t hurt herself by hitting anything larger than a motorbike on India’s roads. How on earth could I have been so stupid?