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Check out this article. Daniel Craig wants a gay love scene in the next Bond movie. He is prepared to do full frontal nudity for it. Okay now se, here’s the thing. I like Daniel Craig. I had my doubts about him as Bond, but a lot of those went away after I saw Layer Cake, and the rest of them were completely and totally destroyed after I saw Casino Royale. The man is good. He’s twisted, and dark and classy and the whole reintroduction of James Bond was just carried off wonderfully. But you know what? James Bond can be blond haired and blue eyes or Black or chinese or whatever. Appearance does matter for Bond, and he IS supposed to look a certain way, but times change and you can reinvent a little bit. That said, JAMES BOND is not gay, okay? I’m all for gay acceptance. You want to have a gay scene in the next bond movie? Fine. No problem. But Bond sure as hell should not be in it. He’s a freaking ladies man. That’s the whole POINT. He’s like the ultimate guy’s guy. And a man’s man should not be a…er…man’s man. It’s just wrong. I am very sure that this is not actually going to happen. It’s just the fact that he even proposed it. I mean, seriously? I know that gay men are the pinnacle of style and class and everything. They’re chic and just…IT. But James Bond is OURS, damnit. Not yours! I do NOT want to see Daniel Craig naked. I want to see him break into places and kill people while throwing off classy one liners. And then ravish the girl, who damnit, I DO want to see naked. I don’t think there is anything the least bit homophobic or wrong with that attitude. So stuff it.